I Have Way Too Much Free Time :I

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○● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike Emo's almost as much as you dislike chavs. (I dont know what chavs are, but I dislike emo's)
[x] Its football...not soccer.
[x] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.' (I just like it like that)

Total: 6

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach. (Hate it was a passion...)
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned. (The EXACT opposite)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something

Total: 2

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[x] The Sopranos is a great show. (It has it's moments)
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.  (Key word being "some")
[x] You are under 5'10"
[x] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 7

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[x] You say member instead of Remember. (sometimes)
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (all, yay)
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (gross, no)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. (wow, of all the words, you landed on banana)

Total: 6

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (I know OF)
[x] You get cold easily. (I have a blanket wrapped around me now xD)
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 5

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes. (greenish)
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair. (EWWW NASTY)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.

Total: 5

○● B L A C K ○●
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually. (Nigga, don't say nukka -.-)
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap. (SOME)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You can sing gospel.

Total: 7

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 4

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you stupid.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.

Total: 6

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.  (Nasty)
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi. (hate it. )

Total: 4 (I hate to admit)

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians. (Funny, I usually hate Christians)
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion. (I can see myself getting one xD)
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (very)

Total: 3

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like French fries.
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[x] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[x] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 6

○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast. (soccer)
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.
[ ] you like the sea.
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 4


WOOP! Italian and Black!
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