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Lakyumorion

Senior White Guy.....WHY?! TT^TT
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[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[] You keep track of dates using a calendar. (Sometimes)
[] You own a credit card.
[] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry
[] You can vote in an election. (Wish...)
[x] You can cook for yourself. (Don't like to, end up living on like oreos and go days without eating)
[x] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[] You show up for school late a lot. (if it was up to me, yes)
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week. (In like, Crystal Light form)

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[x] You know how to do the dishes. (Hate to)
[x] You can count to 10 in another language (At least 3)
[] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it. (Never)
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[] You study even when you don't have to. (Never do)
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks/Tim Hortons know you by name. (Douche)
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick (and in a correct position).

TOTAL SO FAR: 16

[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party. (I will never...)
[] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach. (Hate it)
[x] You use the internet every day. (Hardly get on the computer, always on my phone.)
[x] You have been outside 3 or more times a day.
[] You make your bed in the morning. (I have people to do that...parents.)

Total: 19

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○● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike Emo's almost as much as you dislike chavs. (I dont know what chavs are, but I dislike emo's)
[x] Its football...not soccer.
[x] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.' (I just like it like that)

Total: 6

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach. (Hate it was a passion...)
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned. (The EXACT opposite)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something

Total: 2

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[x] The Sopranos is a great show. (It has it's moments)
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.  (Key word being "some")
[x] You are under 5'10"
[x] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 7

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[x] You say member instead of Remember. (sometimes)
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (all, yay)
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (gross, no)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. (wow, of all the words, you landed on banana)

Total: 6

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (I know OF)
[x] You get cold easily. (I have a blanket wrapped around me now xD)
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 5

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes. (greenish)
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair. (EWWW NASTY)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.

Total: 5

○● B L A C K ○●
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually. (Nigga, don't say nukka -.-)
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap. (SOME)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You can sing gospel.

Total: 7

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 4

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you stupid.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.

Total: 6

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.  (Nasty)
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi. (hate it. )

Total: 4 (I hate to admit)

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians. (Funny, I usually hate Christians)
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion. (I can see myself getting one xD)
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (very)

Total: 3

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like French fries.
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[x] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[x] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 6

○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast. (soccer)
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.
[ ] you like the sea.
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 4


WOOP! Italian and Black!
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Bored...

2 min read
Pick 7 artists/bands that you love before reading the questions

1. Nirvana
2. The Beatles
3. Pixies
4. The Breeders
5. Hole
6. The Smiths
7. Led Zeppelin

What was the first song you ever heard by 1?
About a Girl

What is your favourite song of 7?
Rock And Roll, Houses Of The Holy, Immigrant Song, Dazed And Confused, and Stairway To Heaven


What kind of impact has 2 left on your life?
They made me know I wanted to be in a band

What are your favorite lyrics of 4?
Four hours in the pot, one hour out
It grows and I sleep standing up
When Iris sleeps over
What a book she'll write
Oh stay for lost time
Oh come on, nobody wants that
Sister, sister, Oh...
We tried hour by hour
Hour by hour
Hour by hour

How many times have you seen 5 live?
I wish I could say many -.-

What is your favorite song by 6?
This Charming Man<3

Is there a song by 3 that makes you sad?
Where Is My Mind? (It makes me wanna cry TT^TT)

What is your favourite song by 1?
Scentless Apprentice, You Know You're Right, Big Chee- Fuck it, WAY too many to say

When did you first get into 5?
Shortly after Nirvana sooo...like...2010

What is your favourite song by 4?
No Aloha, When I was a Painter, Doe, Fortunately Gone, Iris, and Saints...and more

What is a good memory concerning 1?
Laying in my bed at like 4:00 am, listening to Old Age while looking at my ceiling fan rotate.

Is there a song by 2 that makes you sad?
Free As a Bird (I get depression like every time I hear it)


What is your favourite song of 2?
WAAAAAYYYY too many


What song isn't your favourite of 7?
Heartbreaker
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What would you think if a scientist made a humanzee?

(Humanzee- A chimpanzee and Human hybrid.)

Do you think it's unethical?

Do you think it's immoral/against God?

(I know about Oliver, so don't bring him up!!)

I want to know because I've been wanting to artificially inseminate a female chimpanzee, with a human male's sperm for about 5 years now.

(Please note: 5 years ago, I was 8)

If I could grow up to pick an occupation I would absolutely love, I would pick anthropology, and conduct this experiment.

- So PLEASE let me know what your opinion is!
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KATNISS
[x] You would do anything to protect your family.
[ ] You have good aim. (terrible)
[ ] You hate cats
[ ] You like to wear your hair in a braid.
[ ] You find sticking to instructions tough. (Yeah, stick it to the man lol)
[x] You aren't too fond of people in general. (I hate people)
[x] You hate being indebted to people.
[x] You hold grudges.
[x] You wouldn't describe yourself as a warm, friendly person—you've got about as much charm as a dead slug
[x] When you sing, the birds fall silent. (I guess)

Total: 6

PEETA
[ ] You're an artist.
[ ] You love to bake.
[x] You can decorate well.
[x] Manipulating people comes naturally for you.
[x] You're clever.
[ ] Your favorite color is orange.
[x] People tend to be charmed by you.
[x] You're a fantastic liar.
[ ] You're a hopeless romantic.
[x] You have a strong sense of self.

Total: 6

GALE
[x] You question everything.
[x] You're very defiant.
[x] You're spontaneous (I'm fickle)
[x] You're a rebel with a cause. (lol movie title)
[x] You would do absolutely anything for justice.
[x] People would describe you as being good-looking. (Sometimes)
[x] You're very intelligent
[x] If your friend was in trouble, you'd do anything to try and help them.
[x] You hate your Government
[x] You don't mind providing for your family (too hard)

Total: 9


PRIM
[ ] You're innocent
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You adore animals.
[ ] You love helping people in need.
[x] People seem to be fond of you.
[x] Over time you've become quite wise.
[ ] You are nurturing.
[x] When you're older, you want to be a doctor or a nurse.
[ ] You have an older brother or sister who would do anything for you
[ ] You are very forgiving. (NOOOOOOOOOOO)

Total: 4

CINNA
[x] You're creative.
[ ] You root for the underdog. (depends)
[x] You dress simply (Jean shirts, jean jackets, jean pants, jean shoes, jean bra, jean underwear, etc)
[x] You stand up for your cause
[x] Your hair is simple and easily manageable
[x] You tend to have brilliant ideas.
[ ] You would be willing to die for a cause (No, because I wouldn't see it succeed)
[x] You are brave.
[x] Your ideas are very 'out there' and they stand out from the rest.
[ ] You aren't like anybody you live with (I'm very much like my brother)

Total: 7

EFFIE
[x] You're somewhat materialistic.
[ ] You've dyed your hair a wild color.
[ ] You're somewhat naive.
[ ] You're chirpy
[ ] You're punctual and hate lateness.
[ ] Etiquette is important to you.
[ ] You're rich
[ ] You can be considered an airhead
[x] While you may seem shallow, you have hidden depths
[ ] You hate where you work

Total: 2

HAYMITCH
[x] You're very sarcastic.
[ ] You get drunk often.
[x] People might find you condescending
[x] Outsmarting others is a talent of yours.
[x] You're very lonely.
[x] You're very intelligent.
[x] You tell it like it is.
[x] You're dependent on something/someone.
[x] You're grumpy.
[x] You're cunning (yes, because I know what cunning is :iconimproudplz:)

Total:  9


RUE
[x] You love music.
[ ] You're small and graceful.
[x] You hum often.
[x] You inspire others
[x] You're always hungry.
[x] People underestimate you.
[ ] You're innocent.
[x] You're smarter than you look.
[x] You're an underdog.
[x] You're a good singer

Total: 8
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